To: nickcarraway
“And how do you plead to loving goats on Valentine’s Day?”
“n-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-t guilty!”
2 posted on
02/21/2020 4:08:58 PM PST by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: nickcarraway
Well, if that don’t get yer goat.
3 posted on
02/21/2020 4:10:09 PM PST by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
To: nickcarraway
If he was pretending to be drunk, then he was sober. And if you’re rustling goats when you’re sober, son, then you really need a reassessment of your life.
To: nickcarraway
If it had been a muslime, I would have suspected a crime of passion.
6 posted on
02/21/2020 4:17:30 PM PST by
IronJack
To: nickcarraway
Is there a hot market on goats in Virginia?
Must be for the meat, right?
To: nickcarraway
He should have stayed at home and played this instead:
13 posted on
02/21/2020 5:17:47 PM PST by
MikelTackNailer
(Time is what no one gets more of.)
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
Had a nitwit try to take our calf out of the pasture where he was grazing with his momma.
We rescued him and handed him over the local police.
They told me we should have waited until momma had done some more damage.
Who tries to take a calf from their mother? Honestly I swear people are getting dumber.
15 posted on
02/21/2020 5:22:31 PM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A hero is a hero no matter what medal they give him. Likewise a schmuck is still a schmuck.)
To: nickcarraway
It was one thing that he stole a goat for sexual relations but to top it off, he chose the ugliest one!
To: nickcarraway
No mention of the goats ages but if they were baby goats. He could be charged with Kid Napping!
20 posted on
02/21/2020 6:41:21 PM PST by
cquiggy
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