Hillary Clinton Has a Clever $6 Hack to Keep Herself From Slipping in Heels

Footwear News ^ | 2/19/2020 | Ella Chochrek

[upchuck]

OLd, very old.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

The dark pant suit is designed to make it difficult to see when she wets herself, and the non-slide patches on her shoes were developed to keep her from falling when her depends explode after days of excessive use. It don’t always work though.

[John Milner]

Hillary shoe hack? Not so interesting.

Hillary eliminating political liabilities hack? Yes, I want details.

(General comment - not directed at simpson96)

[Vigilanteman]

LOL! I don't care a diddly damn what anybody wears, but it is a major obsession with some people. Now that I am nearing retirement, I look back at all the companies with whom I once interviewed and rejected me for superficial reasons like wearing the wrong suit, mismatching tie, light socks, wrong skin color, etc.

A lot of them are bankrupt or headed there. Some are part of the deep state or in cahoots with it.

Today, I wear designer labels like Gildan, Wrangler or Dickies, no damn necktie and steel toed shoes because I interact frequently with blue collar gals and guys who actually appreciate an MBA who understands the real world and with whom they can relate.

[RoseofTexas]

Now that we know practically all about the swamp creatures protection of their own, notice how quickly the swamp surrounds and shielded the she-devil from the public and cameras!! Picture perfect description of the evil swamp..watch the video again with all the knowledge we now know of the deep state swamp!!

[Professional]

Hillary is a millionaire! LOL, no... probably closer to a billionaire but they don’t wanna go there, because it lends itself to “how”.

The Clintons are just about the most corrupt people in the history of the USA, let alone in politics.

[central_va]

She is so crooked they will have to screw her into the ground when she kicks.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

“...with a matching shell underneath.”

Going for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle vote?

[shelterguy]

“””””Today, I wear designer labels like Gildan, Wrangler or Dickies””””””””””””

My wardrobe comes from Menards and Fleet Farm. Anything beyond that is just high falutin’ snobbery.

[Hot Tabasco]

Feed bag would have been appropriate

[Tucker39]

Right-hand or left-hand thread? Prolly left.

[Texas Eagle]

I had no idea they made high heels for cloven hooves.

[Vigilanteman]

LOL! I hear you. Western Pennsylvania has a discount clothing chain called Gabes (also in Ohio & West Virginia and red counties in MD & Va) which sells "seconds" of these brands, typically marked down 40% or more; so actually cheaper than Menards, Fleet Farm and the like.

Most of the time, the "seconds" are just out of season or out of style. If there is any actual flaw, they are simple enough to fix with a needle and thread. I've gotten to where I consider inexpensive clothing a way of thumbing my nose against the high falutin’ snob crowd.

[IronJack]

Put a $6 cork back in the gin bottle.

[Fresh Wind]

Old, very old.

Yes, but I never get tired of seeing it!

[silverleaf]

“ kitten heels”

Man I hate that term
Nothing about Jabba the Clinton jives with “ kitten”

[silverleaf]

Bravo

[Boardwalk]

Lol

[norwaypinesavage]

"the former first lady wore a pair of black pumps with anti-slip pads pasted to the bottom."

Hillary was wearing PASTIES!

That's a thought that simply can't be unthunk.

[KobraKai]

The reason this article was published, the ONLY reason and its purpose, is so that leftists can link to it when defending Hillary in online arguments. This article attempts to set a narrative of why Hillary trips and falls all over herself constantly, and its because of her heels, but she’s got a hack now, so she should be good right?