But is Shia LaBoeuf going to be in this one?
If that bitch is involved, Indy is going to get woke. Bad enough she completely detroyed Star Wars. She is a franchise cancer, but Harrison Ford is getting up there.
I just wish they would go back to the original format where Indy would rescue the great religious relics like the lost ark of the covenant or the Holy Grail. If I were making an Indiana Jones movie, I would have Indy go after the most holy relics of all; the furnature that Jesus made as a carpenter. And I would call it “Raiders of the Lost China Hutch!” It wouldnt be an exciting movie, but it would be funny to watch a 80 year old man try to hide a China Hutch from the NAZIS.
My God, Harrison Ford is in his 70’s...
Indiana Jones in a handicapped scooter?
***a new Wah-man character taking over? ***
TENNESSEE BUCK! (1988) The other son of Indiana Jones!
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095189/
Hollywood needs to die and be reborn.
Indiana Jones ended with him riding off with the sunset with pop after discovering the holy grail. Indy does NOT have an illegitimate son named “Mutt” and did not survive being nuked by an a-bomb by hiding in a fridge, or meet space aliens. All of that is bad fan fiction that Short Round dreamed up one day. END OF STORY!
Raiders of the Lost Stool Softener
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Metamucil
Indiana Jones and the Last Crutch Made
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Light
One of the favorite actors and franchises.
Let Chris Pratt or Bradley Cooper be the new Jones, and let James Cameron direct it. This franchise is a gold mine yet Hollywood has only made 1 picture of it since 1989. This could have been, in terms of a movie franchise, what James Bond is now.
I hope he isn’t flying in it.
Indian Jones and the Memory Unit. Co starring Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi.
Geriatric Jones and the Golden Bed Pan
“Can’t wait....” [cause they’re paying me a bundle!]
Swell, a tim conway old man shuffling ‘action movie’- take him 20 minutes to cross a parking lot to get to his car-
Indiana Jones 4 was so bad. That one should not count.
Operating title: “Geriatric Jones: Raiders of the Last Dairy Queen”
She’s the same rhymes with witch who destroyed Star Wars. And what will Ford go on a quest for, Viagra?
Kewl beans! I always enjoyed the Indie series.
Kenndey directed all of the Jones movies, did a good job back then. But social politics emerged, the awoken Obama tribes started the drum banging and she went cannibal.
Honestly, just start all over, a new face. Ditch Kennedy Disney, she will lose more billions.
If they can turn Keanu Reeves into a Jedi....then pray they don’t do a Dr. Who on Indy.