[ProtectOurFreedom]

What happens when two people with two hyphenated last names get married? Do they both get FOUR NAMES? Then, do their kids get eight names when they get married to another four-name person?

Before long we’ll all look like Spaniards.

[TheDon]

Always thought it odd that feminists wanted to have the surname of not one but two men.

[Dr. Sivana]

“What happens when two people with two hyphenated last names get married? Do they both get FOUR NAMES? Then, do their kids get eight names when they get married to another four-name person?”

It’s like that old Faberge Shampoo commercial (with a young Heather Locklear).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcskckuosxQ

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

Either take your husband’s name, or keep your fathers name, or hyphenate them and keep them both.

If you’re obsessing about it, it’s a lose-lose-lose situation.

[BlueLancer]

Before long we’ll all look like Spaniards.

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