[Ancient Man]

Imagine the hilarity of a “Mano y Nano” televised debate!

[jospehm20]

I love the way President Trump makes these liberals go batty.

[BobL]

As someone else pointed out, this tweet by Trump traps Bloomberg. Now he CANNOT stand on a platform, without being accused of lying...

[Karma_Sherab]

A box? Nah......He's gonna have some of DeNiro's shoes

[17th Miss Regt]

“The president is lying. He is a pathological liar who lies about everything: his fake hair, his obesity, and his spray-on tan,” she told CNN.

A good SHORT answer, as is appropriate.

[blue-duncan]

Short People
by Randy Newman

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin’ great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don’t want no short people
Don’t want no short people
Don’t want no short people
‘Round here

[ClearCase_guy]

The President has boxed him in on this.

Had the President said "Bloomberg wants a box" and if Bloomberg had responded "So what? Is that some sort of problem for you? It's common, no need to make a big deal out of it unless it threatens you." If Bloomberg had said that, it would all go away.

But no.

Bloomberg now rejects the box. He would never ask for a box. He don't need no boxes.

So when the debate happens, Mike is either going to be noticeably shorter than everyone else, or else he will be a liar standing on a box.

[bluescape]

The old sketch show Comedy break with Mac and Jamie had someone talking to Mac’s impersonation of Reagan who criticized his opponent Mike Dukakis. They said, ‘Now Mr. President. You shouldn’t belittle your opponent like that.’

Reagan said. ‘You’re right. I wouldn’t want to be little Mike Dukakis.’

Works for Blumberg just as well.

[Boogieman]

“Bloomberg campaign spokeswoman Julie Wood mocked Trump’s appearance in a fiery statement...”

So not only is little Mikey a shrimp, he also sends girls to fight his battles for him.

[RooRoobird20]

LOL, Trump obviously hit the bullseye when he mocked MiniMike.

His little campaign spokesperson b*tch had a very angry meltdown LMAO.

[Ancesthntr]

Hey, Bloomberg, stand up because I can’t see you.

Oh, well, uh, sorry. Maybe you could stand on a box, or something.

[jimfree]

Got him to talk about the box.

[wildbill]

Damn Trump is good/ Now he has Bloomberg “boxed” in so he can’t use a riser to protect his image in any debate.

He must really be short.

[Grampa Dave]

[cookcounty]

Bloomberg didn’t ask, his logistics guy did.

[Grampa Dave]

From now on if any Trump voters see mini Mike, they need to start shouting Mini Mike! Stand up Mini Mike!!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

1st place I searched;

https://dailycaller.com/2019/11/08/michael-bloomberg-height/

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I found these when I was just searching for the fake Indian’s height;

Height

President Donald Trump - 6’ 2”

Joe Biden - 6’

Bernie Sanders - 6’

Elizabeth Warren - 5’ 8”

Kamala Harris - 5’ 2”

[The Sons of Liberty]

Maybe Bloomturd won't need a box, he can borrow de Niro's "lifts".

[Tamatoa]

There goes the box. Can’t go back and ask for a raiser. Lol