[nickcarraway]

Bigfoot and Wildboy Theme (Intro & Outro)

[Gene Eric]

How does that work? The travel mug screws the cooler?

[Larry Lucido]

"That's a myth."

[heavy metal]

kinda explains moochelle obama’s absence lately...

[Deplorable American1776]

When's the mating season for Nessie? How does Yetis mate? Do they check into the Hyatt? 😋

[Starstruck]

And with Yeti’s in heat coupled with Global Warming, God knows the consequences.

[P.O.E.]

Yeahoh, Yahoo or Bigfoot?

"Long before it became the brand of a search engine, the creature whose uttered cry gave it a name haunted Kentuckians. Daniel Boone told tales of “killing a ten-foot, hairy giant he called a Yahoo,” says John Mack Faragher in a 1992 biography of Boone." (excerpt)

[Dixie Yooper]

One expert has a suggestion that could save your life if you run across any Yeti or Bigfoot engaging in the act of procreation

Back in my day, we didn't call them experts.

[sasquatch]

Fake news.

[CapnJack]

They're commin for your women!

[4yearlurker]

As one Sasquatch said to me once: “around mating season they call me Big Foot Long!”

[SES1066]

Is it already April First?

[NativeSon]

Steve Austin took out Bigfoot once, he’ll do it again.

Just hope Bigfoot doesn’t team-up with any fembots.

[NativeSon]

(Wow!, I just watched that clip. It may be worse than Sigmund the Sea Monster.)

[MayflowerMadam]

Did people fall for this? Like a snipe hunt?

[al_c]

[ConservativeMind]

Folks, this is a joke (obviously).

From the article this article references:

“If you do come across any Yeti mating activity, it’s important to not panic,” DeKnight says. “Never enter the woods at this time of year without at least one Sade or George Michael song on your phone. Set your speaker to maximum, and fling the device as far away from your location as possible. Like all warm blooded amorous creatures, Yeti will be drawn to that music. Then you run like hell.”

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/01/government-urges-people-stay-woods-yeti-mating-season/

[Kriggerel]

Does that apply to the Florida Skunk-Ape?

And what about Unicorn mating season? :P

[lowbridge]

“One expert has a suggestion that could save your life if you run across any Yeti or Bigfoot engaging in the act of procreation”

Film it and post it on pornhub?

[Chode]

so they spawn in september? hell of a time to have a kid going into winter...

i doubt nature is that dumb.

[Brooklyn Attitude]

Great. Now the woods will be full of gays looking for horny Bigfoots.