Just a nitpick I pointed out on the last thread.
In the second post, VSP is probably inaccurate.
Instead of Virginia State Police, shouldn't it be Virginia Police State? /ba-dum t'sssh>
(Shades of Boris Badenov's "I went to College." "Where, Penn State?" "No, State Pen.")
In sub-100....Did you evacuate from Festival, citizen?
> “Where, Penn State?” “No, State Pen.”
Is that because of the state jail in State College?
-SB