$1,000? Did he steal the entire store?
LOL...best retort so far!
My guess would be OBD scanners, diamond bits/blades, maybe some electrical test meters? Of course, if he was a “bigger guy”, who knows?...I’ve seen some unbelievable things concealed and stolen before. :-)
First: $1000 isnt what it used to be.
Second: There are items that ARE quite expensive and small to be secreted on the person
Thirds : if it was Michael Moore he could fit a small Volvo in his rolls of fat ...