Your post reminds me of something I once heard.
.......what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
LOL! I love that response, too! From the movie, ‘Billy Madison’:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCU36pkH7c