[Impy]

Well Andy Dalton, congrats on avoiding going 0-16.

"Thank you Imp, 1-15 has a much better ring to it.

"The '08 Lions are popping champagne."

"Excuse me numbnuts but the 2017 Browns also went 0-16!"

"I know but that kinda ruins the joke. Also, I don't have nuts."

"If you did they'd be numb!"

"Hi there, this comedy skit isn't going too well."

Well I'm sorry but I can't think of anything and I've got to get the thread posted. How about we veer away from football and invite Ben and Jerry to tell us about their latest flavor.

"Hi there Imp, thanks for having me, the other guy couldn't make it, he's busy sniffing Bernie Sander's crotch".

So which one are you?

"Does it matter? Anyway our newest flavor is 'ImPeach Mint' Peach Ice cream with gobs of spearmint flavored goo and real peach pits! $4 from every $8 dollar pint goes towards the movement to give Gitmo terrorists a seat in Congress! Another seat I mean, besides Illan Omar."

That sounds disgusting, and aren't peach pits poisonus?

"Sure but you won't die unless you eat like at least 12!"

Uh maybe we should get back to football, the Panthers have fired Coach Ron Rivera, the 2nd coach this year to get fired in the middle of season. Ron, thanks for joining us.

"Thanks for having me, Imp."

Coach Klien? What the hell?

"I stole Ron Rivera's identiy a few weeks ago to stick him with the bill for my scrotal enlargment surgery. Coinidenlty I'm taking over as Interim Coach of the Panters, I'm confident we can lose the remainder of our games and get the best draft pick available."

"Hey, I got another flavor for you, 'Russian Inter-Beer-ence', Non-Alcholic Beer flavored ice cream with a borsct swirl and caviar-flavored gummy fish, 4 of every 8 bucks goes towards the DNC's Metamucil budget to keep Joe, Bernie and Liz regular."

"Yummy, but that's too cheap, I think you should charge $12 dollars a pint!"

"That's a great idea! I should hire you!"

"Swell! I have some flavor ideas of my own! How about Chocolate!?"

"On 2nd thought you don't seem like Ben & Jerry's material."

[Impy]

NFL Live Thread Ping Week 14

Let me know if you want on/off the list

Get your picks in,

Thursday Picks so far, Pete: Bears

[TomGuy]

One of the commentators last week said that Jason Garrett would have to WIN the Superbowl to retain his job. Even just getting to the Superbowl would not be enough.

That conference is almost an embarrassment — to think that the champion team may end up with a 50-50 record and think they can compete in the playoffs.

[CaliforniaCraftBeer]

Dallas
New Orleans
Baltimore
New England

upset of the week:
Los Angeles over Seattle

[Jim W N]

Top 13 Teams at this point in the season. The top three show much tougher than the rest. The higher number beats the lower number this week. Fuggeddabout the rest...

1 Baltimore
2 New England
3 San Francisco
****Big gap in stats****
4 Kansas City
5 Minnesota
6 Dallas
7 Buffalo
8 New Orleans
9 Tennessee
10 Seattle
11 Green Bay
12 Los Angeles
13 Houston

[darkangel82]

Cowboys
Vikes
Browns
Texans
Colts
Pack
Bills triumph at home
Saints keep all the Gold and the #1 spot
Panthers
Fins
Chargers
Titans
KC keeps it close, but Patriots win
Pitts
Seahawks with their 2nd straight prime time win
Eagles on MNF

[mrsmith]

Glad to see the thread survives!

I get only internet TV, if anyone can provide me with sources for games, before the playoffs, would greatly appreciate it!

[RedMonqey]

Minnesota over Detroit

Houston over Denver

Indianapolis over Tampa Bay

New Orleans over San Francisco

Green Bay over Washington

Cleveland over Cincinnati

Miami over N.Y. Jets

Carolina over Atlanta

Baltimore over Buffalo

L.A. Chargers over Jacksonville

New England over Kansas City

Pittsburgh over Arizona

Tennessee over Oakland

Seattle over L.A. Rams

Philadelphia over N.Y. Giants

Dallas over Chicago

[ro_dreaming]

Thursday night upset win for the Cowboys

[al_c]

*sigh* cowboys
Vikes
Texans
Bucs
Tough one. Saints are tough at home. 9ers have a stingy defense and a higher scoring offense. Gotta go with the 9ers.
Pack
Game 1 of the battle of losers. Browns.
Game 2 of the battle of losers. Jets.
Panthers
Ravens
Game 3 of the battle of losers. Bolts.
Chiefs make it two in a row for the Patsies.
Cards
Raiders
Seahags
philly

[ro_dreaming]

Sunday, December 8, 2019

Detroit at Minnesota
Minnesota

Denver at Houston
Houston

Indianapolis at Tampa Bay
Indy

San Francisco at New Orleans
New Orleans, only because it’s at home

Washington at Green Bay
Green Bay

Cincinnati at Cleveland
Cleveland

Miami at N.Y. Jets
Worst game of the week - Jets

Carolina at Atlanta
Atlanta

Baltimore at Buffalo
Baltimore

L.A. Chargers at Jacksonville
Chargers

Kansas City at New England
NE at home

Pittsburgh at Arizona
Arizona in a mild / surprise upset?

Tennessee at Oakland
Tennessee

Seattle at L.A. Rams
Rams at home

Monday, December 9, 2019
N.Y. Giants at Philadelphia
Philly

[Rummyfan]

The Cowboys travel to Chicago.... Despite the Cowboys problems, I think they can handle Trubisky and Company.

COWBOYS.

The rest of my picks to follow.

[big'ol_freeper]

I am really unsure of which team to pick tonight. But since one team is da bears, I’ll roll the dice and pick Dallas.

[moehoward]

Bears
Vikings
Texans
Colts
Saints
Packers
Browns
Jets
Falcons
Ravens
Chargers
CHIEFS!
Steelers
Raiders
Seahawks
Eagles

And a vote for the “throwback uniform” for our belly button girl.

[big'ol_freeper]

[Rummyfan]

The Cowboys played a good ten minutes - the first five minutes of the game and the last five minutes. Jerry must be tearing his hair out and Garrett is already circulating his resume. But... but... they can still win the division and make the postseason. Ugh....

[Jim W N]

Winners (didn’t do lower-half match-ups)

Dallas
Minnesota
Houston
SF
GB
Buffalo
NE
Tennessee
Seattle

[Rummyfan]

Ugh!

Seattle Seahawks player to wear 'My Cause My Cleats' design with image of Che Guevara

[Rummyfan]

Gotta get my picks in. The Cowboys let me down Thursday night so I'm already 0 - 1....

Detroit at Minnesota 1:00 pm FOX U.S. Bank Stadium Detroit is simply a mess and the Vikes are on a playoff push. And will rebound from a tough loss to Seattle. Minnesota Vikings

Denver at Houston 1:00 pm CBS NRG Stadium The Texans beat the Patriots. No way they lose to the hard-luck Broncos. Texans.

Indianapolis at Tampa Bay 1:00 pm CBS Raymond James Stadium Inconsistency could also be called James Winston. And the Colts.... not exactly inspiring a lot of confidence. Nevertheless.... Colts.

San Francisco at New Orleans 1:00 pm FOX Mercedes-Benz Superdome A tough one. When in doubt take the home team. Saints.

Washington at Green Bay 1:00 pm FOX Lambeau Field Don't look now but the 'Skins are on a winning streak. That ends at Lambeau today. Packers.

Cincinnati at Cleveland 1:00 pm CBS FirstEnergy Stadium Even though the Bengals won a game last week, and the Browns have been up and down like a yo yo.... Browns.

Miami at N.Y. Jets 1:00 pm CBS MetLife Stadium Now here's a match-up made in heaven! The Jets seemed to be turning things around then lost to the Bengals. And Miami has shown sparks too. But I am still in the Sam Darnold camp so... Jets.

Carolina at Atlanta 1:00 pm FOX Mercedes-Benz Stadium Another marque match-up LOL. How can either of these teams be so bad? Carolina has a new coach and no Cam Newton. Atlanta has continuity at least. Falcons.

Baltimore at Buffalo 1:00 pm CBS New Era Field I think the Raven continue their winning streak. While the Bills have been a surprise they don't have enough on offense to keep up in scoring. Ravens.

L.A. Chargers at Jacksonville 4:05 pm FOX TIAA Bank Field Jeez... how many bad teams are playing each other today? Is Philip Rivers finished? Not quite. Chargers.

Kansas City at New England 4:25 pm CBS Gillette Stadium The Pats haven't broken 24 points the last four weeks, and you gotta score a lot to beat KC. Chiefs.

Pittsburgh at Arizona 4:25 pm CBS State Farm Stadium The Steelers keep winning somehow. And while Arizona keeps thing close, they haven't been getting the wins. So... Steelers.

Tennessee at Oakland 4:25 pm CBS RingCentral Coliseum Two teams going in opposite directions. The Raiders looked good three weeks ago. And the Titans.... moving on up! Titans.

Seattle at L.A. Rams 8:20 pm NBC Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum Time to face the facts - the Rams plain just ain't that good this year! Whereas Seattle is among the class in the NFC. Seahawks.

Monday, December 9, 2 019 N.Y. Giants at Philadelphia 8:15 pm ESPN Lincoln Financial Field A dog of a game. But Philly, in the woebegone NFC East, still has a shot at winning the division and getting into the post season. The G-Men will not be much impediment to that goal. Eagles.

Good luck to All! Hope your college teams won yesterday! And Enjoy your Sunday!

[Rummyfan]

I gotta say.... Very surprised at the Rams taking it to the Seahawks so far. I thought it would be the other way ‘round. And the Broncos destroying the Texans... A couple of other shocks today. Should have bet the over in the San Fran / New Orleans game LOL.

[ro_dreaming]

For Thursday night, Jets v Ravens, I’m going all Ravens.