Thanksgiving is gonna be pretty awkward if his daughter comes.
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Daughter: Hey, hon, know what’d be fun? Why don’t you jump out of a bush and scare my dad, right around midnight, for his birthday!
(mumbles under her breath... that’ll save on divorce costs)
And they HAD to know he is a gun carrying man. Wonder who’s bright idea it was to startle him late at night after making him think an intruder was outside?