We should come up with our own, just make them even more over the top,
“I never believed it could happen, but there I was, a true blue George W. Bush fan in Grand Central Station at rush hour hearing a cell phone conversation between Donald Trump, Kim Kardashian and David Duke. My vote won’t be enough to stop this madness. To keep the U.S. from becoming worse than Nazi Germany and Franco’s Spain put together, we must stop this madman with the only tool left, IMPEACHMENT!”
“I never believed it could happen, but there I was, a true blue George W. Bush fan in Grand Central Station...”
You have demonstrated that it’s just about impossible to parody the current Democrat idiocy. What you’ve written sounds totally plausible to me.