I’m not going near this stuff.
The standing joke in my family for years has been there there must be some kind of skinless turkey, because by the time that Thanksgiving Turkey gets to the table, unless my mother stood guard with a knife, it would be completely denuded of the crispy skin by hungry passerby in our family! Yeah. A turkey with no skin wouldn't make the grade, no matter how turkey-like the meat tastes. These people are deranged.