[Deaf Smith]

Why boys playing outside get so covered in dirt & mud.

Boys (+) attract dirt (-).

[Alas Babylon!]

Read your post 13 again.

It said “Pigeon”, not “Pig Pen”

Don’t you just hate autocorrect?

https://interestingengineering.com/15-worst-autocorrect-mistakes-people-have-sent-their-bosses