[EdnaMode]

Breaking news from CNN.

[grey_whiskers]

[CondoleezzaProtege]

#JesusIsKing

Pop culture dimness will brighten up...at lightning speed? I don’t know, but Kanye’s album was the first battle shot.

And there are literal battle shots in his signature song...

https://youtu.be/6CNPg2IQoC0

[Tax-chick]

I call it being self-partnered.

Did she make this up in her own head? Awww, that's just precious!

[Hoffer Rand]

While I support the notion that people need to know themselves and be comfortable in their own skins before embarking on “coupling” this is nothing more than “look at me” language. Congratulations, Emma, you managed a part of adulthood, something the rest of us achieve every day without a drooling media fawning over us.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Is she going to marry herself like Dennis Rodman did?

[dead]

As good looking as she is, I would imagine she’s just unbearable to be in a room with. Self-important, condescending and strongly opinionated, though utterly lacking in knowledge or insight.

[Not A Snowbird]

Honey, you’re single. Embrace it.

[PghBaldy]

[DCBryan1]

Emma Watson

RULES!

[aquila48]

Does she get to file taxes as a married couple?

[CIB-173RDABN]

Is that the new word for “spinster”? /s

[jimmygrace]

ok, I’m guilty as charged... but you know, a dirty mind is often the sign of an active mind.

[Candor7]

Emma Watson has said she prefers to call herself “self-partnered”>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Is she right handed, left handed or ambidextrous?

[PGR88]

Its just me, my magic wand and my cats.

[deadrock]

To young to be an insol.(involuntary solitude)

How many cats does she own?

[sphinx]

Emma Watson seems to have done a pretty good job of keeping her private life private, despite the paparazzi ready to pounce on any stumble. She is said to be highly intelligent. She's made enough money to be financially secure. She has probably had more success as a model than an actress since Harry Potter days, but on both the acting and modeling fronts, she has stayed classy. I wish her politics were other than what they are, but in general, she has behaved as I would wish more young celebrities did. I wish there were more Emma Watsons and fewer Miley Cyrus types.

As to relationships: I don't follow the gossip pages at all, but as a broad generalization, the professional circles in which she moves are incredibly toxic. If she has surveyed the pickings in the entertainment and fashion worlds and chosen to stay clear of predators, playboys, degenerates and freaks, she may not have much left to chose from. Especially since she's probably smarter than 98 percent of the men she meets, and richer than 90 percent of them. Maybe when her career slows down a bit, which should happen as she ages, she can find a smart, stable guy with a real world career far from the celebrity circuit and with his priorities in order. Looking at Hollywood, many of the celebrity marriages that last seem to involve one partner who is out of the fast track whirl and who can provide an anchor.

[areukiddingme1]

Dear Ms. Emma Watson:

Thank you for your recent order from our sex toys shop.

You asked for the “large red vibrator” featured on our wall display.

Please select another item because that is our fire extinguisher.

[dfwgator]

Whatever gets you through the night.

[dfwgator]

WGTOW?

[moovova]

I thought that would make you go blind.