I think Doug and Limu were responsible for this.
Emus...like congresscritters on a break!
Did they play Yakety Sax while they were chasing them?
We raised Emus, Never met a mean one unless you get right in their face in an aggressive manner as a real threat. They are indeed NOT a herding animal, unless you actually train them to herd with a wheeled cage you push around like a wheelbarrow when they are young, it’s almost impossible. As a natural defense habit they run back at you and then dodge around you like a football player carrying the ball avoiding your tackle. We have actually had to herd them in the wrong direction on purpose to get them to go the direction we really wanted them to go. lol
Kentucky?
Maybe they’re trying to cross a race horse and an emu.....a hormu.
What you need for emus on the roads is one of those big Broncos or Blazers from the eighties with the biggest V8 offered and the cattle-catcher style front bar. They would work good on inner city jay-walking ferals too.
I was initially confused about this article because of the acurate use of the adjective Amish.