Who r you!
Who, me???
I’m just a poor coffee farmer in a tropical rain forest...
...who has one heckuva view of the DC swamp-infested forest from about 8,600 miles away.
But not to worry. If conditions warrant I’m only 24-36 hours away from an international airport, and my son has the combination to the gun safe. He can meet me at the Baggage Claim Exit fully geared up.