Pelican wanders into restaurant, gets in line

UPI ^ | Oct. 17, 2019 / 3:36 PM | By Ben Hooper

[Go Gordon]

Do you serve pelicans? Make mine medium rare.

[EQAndyBuzz]

“I’ll bet he wanted the fish special.”

He was just there for the halibut.

[Political Junkie Too]

"This turns into a pelican's bar, I'm outta here."

-PJ

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

The headline sounds like the opening to a joke;

A pelican wanders into restaurant and gets in line.
He shuffles up to the head of the line, and the Maitre'd says, "Hey. Why the long face?"

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Yeah, and this one already had a large bill.

[Red Badger]

Two pelican’s walk into a bar...........

[Hot Tabasco]

I read pelican but I was expecting a penguin.......

[lizma2]

Me too. A penguins smell to high heaven. That’s were I went.

[Larry Lucido]

[mabarker1]

Pelicant PING 🤪

[OldMissileer]

counterperson: “Say, we don’t get too many pelicans in here.”

pelican: “At these prices, I’m not surprised.”

My chuckle for the day. Thank you.

[OldMissileer]

But this Pelican was probably naked.

Get it? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[SkyDancer]

Sounds like the beginning of a joke.

[mabarker1]

Needs a Sandwich Sigh that says something like:

“Will Beak pinch you if you don’t buy me some food” or something.

[Pajamajan]

Cute! He walks around like he’s a person waiting for his order Lol.

[M Kehoe]

A pelican walks into a bar...

5.56mm

[M Kehoe]

Don’t shoot me...

A pelican walks into a bar in Malibu.

Bartender says, why the long face?

Pelican says, you would have a long face too delivering 10 pound babies all day in your beak.

Bartender says, oh wait a minute, don’t storks deliver babies?

Pelican says, we deliver them too, just like the U.S. mail delivers Amazon Prime on Sundays.

Bad a Bing.

5.56mm