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Pelican wanders into restaurant, gets in line
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| Oct. 17, 2019 / 3:36 PM
| By Ben Hooper
Posted on 10/21/2019 10:03:15 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
Do you serve pelicans? Make mine medium rare.
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posted on
10/21/2019 10:42:56 AM PDT
by
Go Gordon
(I gave my dog Grady a last name - Trump - because he loves tweets.)
To: Vigilanteman
“Ill bet he wanted the fish special.”
He was just there for the halibut.
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posted on
10/21/2019 10:43:11 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(When you think about what the left is doing to America, think no further than Cloward-Piven)
To: Red Badger
"This turns into a pelican's bar, I'm outta here."
-PJ
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posted on
10/21/2019 10:46:07 AM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(Freedom of the press is the People's right to publish, not CNN's right to the 1st question.)
To: hadrian
The headline sounds like the opening to a joke;
A pelican wanders into restaurant and gets in line.
He shuffles up to the head of the line, and the Maitre'd says, "Hey. Why the long face?"
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posted on
10/21/2019 10:56:11 AM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Elitist Liberals have no idea the hunger and strength of the beast they have uncaged.)
To: alancarp
Yeah, and this one already had a large bill.
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posted on
10/21/2019 10:57:44 AM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Elitist Liberals have no idea the hunger and strength of the beast they have uncaged.)
To: Political Junkie Too
Two pelican’s walk into a bar...........
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posted on
10/21/2019 11:00:28 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain...................)
To: Red Badger
I read pelican but I was expecting a penguin.......
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posted on
10/21/2019 11:06:52 AM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(I'm in the cleaning business.......I launder money)
To: Hot Tabasco
Me too. A penguins smell to high heaven. That’s were I went.
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posted on
10/21/2019 5:42:31 PM PDT
by
lizma2
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
To: Red Badger; Chode; Squantos; SkyDancer; Delta 21; tubebender; Lockbox; OldMissileer; ...
Pelicant PING 🤪
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posted on
10/22/2019 2:33:10 AM PDT
by
mabarker1
((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!A fraud,a hypocrite,a liar. I'm ,,! I a member of Congress)
To: hadrian
counterperson: Say, we dont get too many pelicans in here. pelican: At these prices, Im not surprised.
My chuckle for the day. Thank you.
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posted on
10/22/2019 4:13:00 AM PDT
by
OldMissileer
(Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
To: Larry Lucido
But this Pelican was probably naked.
Get it? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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posted on
10/22/2019 4:16:05 AM PDT
by
OldMissileer
(Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
To: mabarker1
Sounds like the beginning of a joke.
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posted on
10/22/2019 6:33:55 AM PDT
by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: SkyDancer
Needs a Sandwich Sigh that says something like:
Will Beak pinch you if you dont buy me some food or something.
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posted on
10/24/2019 8:07:05 AM PDT
by
mabarker1
((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!A fraud,a hypocrite,a liar. I'm ,,! I a member of Congress)
To: Red Badger
Cute! He walks around like he’s a person waiting for his order Lol.
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posted on
10/24/2019 8:12:41 AM PDT
by
Pajamajan
( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait. Do it today.)
To: Red Badger
A pelican walks into a bar...
5.56mm
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posted on
10/24/2019 8:18:52 AM PDT
by
M Kehoe
(DRAIN THE SWAMP! BUILD THE WALL!)
To: M Kehoe
Don’t shoot me...
A pelican walks into a bar in Malibu.
Bartender says, why the long face?
Pelican says, you would have a long face too delivering 10 pound babies all day in your beak.
Bartender says, oh wait a minute, don’t storks deliver babies?
Pelican says, we deliver them too, just like the U.S. mail delivers Amazon Prime on Sundays.
Bad a Bing.
5.56mm
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posted on
10/24/2019 8:34:46 AM PDT
by
M Kehoe
(DRAIN THE SWAMP! BUILD THE WALL!)
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