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What Should You Wear To Church? A Handy Guide For Each Denomination
The Babylon Bee ^ | 10/17/19 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/20/2019 6:56:07 PM PDT by mkleesma

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To: Elsie; DouglasKC; teppe; Normandy; fproy2222; stanne

We have been ‘elesied’


121 posted on 10/25/2019 5:30:38 AM PDT by fproy2222 ( Good Common sense depends on who you are in common with.)
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To: fproy2222

Oy. I know. I don’t read her posts to me if it’s in a Catholic thread.


122 posted on 10/25/2019 6:27:23 AM PDT by stanne
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To: trebb

“Being in a group to worship as a group is far more important than what one wears”

True, being dressed the best you can is a sign of respect.


123 posted on 10/25/2019 7:21:08 AM PDT by fproy2222 ( Good Common sense depends on who you are in common with.)
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To: fproy2222

Oops

True, being dressed the best you can is a sign of respect not reverance.


124 posted on 10/25/2019 7:29:51 AM PDT by fproy2222 ( Good Common sense depends on who you are in common with.)
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To: BipolarBob

A Wiccan told me they go to a cemetery and dance without clothes.

Or as Lewis Grizzard would say nekkid.

“when you’re naked, you ain’t got no clothes on. If you’re nekkid, you ain’t got no clothes on ... and you’re up to something!”


125 posted on 10/25/2019 7:31:05 AM PDT by kalee
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To: Elsie

My Mama’s church is what some would call a “money church”. In cold weather many women do wear furs.


126 posted on 10/25/2019 7:52:00 AM PDT by kalee
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To: fproy2222

I suppose - but back in the day, the wealthy and the Pharisees made the scene ‘styling” while the “regular” folks wore coarse robes and sandals...like the Teacher of Teachers...God probable doesn’t notice, or care, what one is wearing when He gazes upon us.


127 posted on 10/25/2019 9:00:36 AM PDT by trebb (Don't howl about illegal leeches, or Trump in general, while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
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To: trebb

Growing up protestant I remember some of the fancy clothes woman wore to church. Woman use to cover their heads in church. It seem I always ended up behind a lady with a very big hat. :)


128 posted on 10/25/2019 9:24:49 AM PDT by fproy2222 ( Good Common sense depends on who you are in common with.)
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To: fproy2222

Yep - was “initiated” in the Catholic church. The older ladies wore their hats/jewelry/veils/rouge/and way too much perfume...made me feel carsick sometimes.


129 posted on 10/25/2019 9:35:44 AM PDT by trebb (Don't howl about illegal leeches, or Trump in general, while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
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To: Elsie

Romans 12:14 Bless those who persecute you; bless and do not curse them.


130 posted on 10/25/2019 6:12:45 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: fproy2222
We have been ‘elesied’

Merely trying to be an antidote to folks who have been Smithed…





"He (Joseph Smith) is the man through whom God has spoken... yet I would not like to call him a savior, though in a certain capacity he was a god to us, and is to the nations of the earth, and will continue to be."
-- Brigham Young, Journal of Discourses 8:321
 
 
 
 
"You call us fools; but the day will be, gentlemen and ladies, whether you belong to this Church or not, when you will prize brother Joseph Smith as the Prophet of the Living God, and look upon him as a god..."
-- Herber C. Kimball, Journal of Discourses 5:88
 
 
 
 
"If we get our salvation, we shall have to pass by him [Joseph Smith]; if we enter our glory, it will be through the authority he has received. We cannot get around him [Joseph Smith]"
- (as quoted in 1988 Melchizedek Priesthood Study Guide, p. 142)
There is "no salvation without accepting Joseph Smith.   If Joseph Smith was verily a prophet, and if he told the truth...no man can reject that testimony without incurring the most dreadful consequences, for he cannot enter the kingdom of God"
-- Joseph Fielding Smith, Doctrines of Salvation, vol. 1, p.190
 
 
 
 
"I tell you, Joseph holds the keys, and none of us can get into the celestial kingdom without passing by him. We have not got rid of him, but he stands there as the sentinel, holding the keys of the kingdom of God; and there are many of them beside him. I tell you, if we get past those who have mingled with us, and know us best, and have a right to know us best, probably we can pass all other sentinels as far as it is necessary, or as far as we may desire. But I tell you, the pinch will be with those that have mingled with us, stood next to us, weighed our spirits, tried us, and proven us: there will be a pinch, in my view, to get past them. The others, perhaps, will say, If brother Joseph is satisfied with you, you may pass. If it is all right with him, it is all right with me. Then if Joseph shall say to a man, or if brother Brigham say to a man, I forgive you your sins, "Whosoever sins ye remit they are remitted unto them;" if you who have suffered and felt the weight of transgression—if you have generosity enough to forgive the sinner, I will forgive him: you cannot have more generosity than I have. I have given you power to forgive sins, and when the Lord gives a gift, he does not take it back again."
-- Orson Hyde, Journal of Discourses, Vol. 6, p.154-155
 
 
 
 
"It is because the Lord called Joseph Smith that salvation is again available to mortal men.... If it had not been for Joseph Smith and the restoration, there would be no salvation,"
-- Bruce McConkie, Mormon Doctrine, p. 396, 670
 

 
 
"No man or woman in this dispensation will ever enter into the celestial kingdom of God without the consent of Joseph Smith. From the day that the Priesthood was taken from the earth to the winding-up scene of all things, every man and woman must have the certificate of Joseph Smith, junior, as a passport to their entrance into the mansion where God and Christ are—I with you and you with me. I cannot go there without his consent. He holds the keys of that kingdom for the last dispensation—the keys to rule in the spirit-world; and he rules there triumphantly, for he gained full power and a glorious victory over the power of Satan while he was yet in the flesh, and was a martyr to his religion."

Brigham Young, October 9, 1859
Intelligence, Etc.
Remarks by President BRIGHAM YOUNG, delivered in the Tabernacle, Great Salt Lake City, October 9, 1859.
Reported by G. D. Watt
Journal of Discourses, Vol. 7, p.282-91


They succeeded in killing Joseph, but he had finished his work.
He was a servant of God, and gave us the Book of Mormon.
He said the Bible was right in the main, but, through the translators and others, many precious portions were suppressed, and several other portions were wrongly translated; and now his testimony is in force, for he has sealed it with his blood.
As I have frequently told them, no man in this dispensation will enter the courts of heaven, without the approbation of the Prophet Joseph Smith, Jun.
Who has made this so?
Have I?
Have this people?
Have the world?
No; but the Lord Jehovah has decreed it.
If I ever pass into the heavenly courts, it will be by the consent of the Prophet Joseph.
If you ever pass through the gates into the Holy City, you will do so upon his certificate that you are worthy to pass.
Can you pass without his inspection?
No; neither can any person in this dispensation, which is the dispensation of the fulness of times.
In this generation, and in all the generations that are to come, everyone will have to undergo the scrutiny of this Prophet.
They say that they killed Joseph, and they will yet come with their hats under their arms and bend to him; but what good will it do them, unless they repent?
They can come in a certain way and find favor, but will they?
Brigham Young,    --JOURNAL OF DISCOURSES, vol. 8 p. 224


God is my “right hand man.”[8]

(Joseph Smith, in a letter to James Arlington Bennett on November 13, 1843, History of the Church, (Deseret Book, 1975), vol. 6, p. 78.)


"God made Aaron to be the mouth piece for the children of Israel, and He will make me be god to you in His stead, and the Elders to be mouth for me; and if you don’t like it, you must lump it."

Joseph Smith at the LDS Conference on April 8, 1844, History of the Church, vol. 6, pp. 319-320.


"God is in the still small voice. In all these affidavits, indictments, it is all of the devil—all corruption. Come on! ye prosecutors! ye false swearers! All hell, boil over! Ye burning mountains, roll down your lava! for I will come out on the top at last. I have more to boast of than ever any man had. I am the only man that has ever been able to keep a whole church together since the days of Adam. A large majority of the whole have stood by me. Neither Paul, John, Peter, nor Jesus ever did it. I boast that no man ever did such a work as I. The followers of Jesus ran away from Him; but the Latter- day Saints never ran away from me yet."

Joseph Smith, Sunday, May 26, 1844 History of the Church, vol. 6, pp. 408-9.



 "We will become gods and have jurisdiction over worlds, and these worlds will be peopled by our own offspring. We will have an endless eternity for this.”

 Joseph Fielding Smith Jr., Doctrines of Salvation, Vol.2, p.48


“As man is, God once was; as God is, man may become.”

Lorenzo Snow, Mormon Prophet and president


"The day will come—and it is not far distant, either—when the name of the Prophet Joseph Smith will be coupled with the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, the Son of God, as his representative, as his agent whom he chose, ordained and set apart to lay anew the foundations of the Church of God in the world, which is indeed the Church of Jesus Christ, possessing all the powers of the gospel, all the rites and privileges, the authority of the Holy Priesthood, and every principle necessary to fit and qualify both the living and the dead to inherit eternal life, and to attain to exaltation in the kingdom of God."[5]

Joseph F. Smith, sixth president of the LDS Church, Gospel Doctrine, 5th ed. [1939], p. 134; as quoted in “Joseph Smith: Restorer of Truth,” Ensign, (Dec. 2003): p. 17.


“Thus those who gain eternal life receive exaltation. . . They are gods.”

 (LDS Apostle Bruce McConkie, Mormon Doctrine, pg. 237).


“We stand in reverence before him [Joseph Smith]. He is the great prophet of this dispensation. He stands at the head of this great and mighty work which is spreading across the earth. He is our prophet, our revelator, our seer, our friend. Let us not forget him. Let not his memory be forgotten in the celebration of Christmas. God be thanked for the Prophet Joseph”

(Gordon B. Hinckley, the fifteenth president of the LDS Church, Ensign article entitled “Joseph Smith: Restorer of Truth,” December 2003)


My brothers and sisters, in this bicentennial year of his birth, I should like to speak of our beloved Prophet Joseph Smith. . . . In the 135th section of the Doctrine and Covenants we read the words of John Taylor concerning the Prophet Joseph: “Joseph Smith, the Prophet and Seer of the Lord, has done more, save Jesus only, for the salvation of men in this world, than any other man that ever lived in it.” [D&C 135: 3]

(Thomas S. Monson, counselor to President Gordon B. Hinckley, the semi-annual LDS Conference in Salt Lake City, 2005)

 


131 posted on 10/26/2019 4:50:18 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

“I boast that no man ever did such a work as I. The followers of Jesus ran away from Him; but the Latter-day Saints never ran away from me yet.”

—Joseph Smith


132 posted on 10/26/2019 4:51:30 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

...yet...


133 posted on 10/26/2019 4:51:42 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

Ephesians 4:11-16 King James Version (KJV)
11 And he gave some, apostles; and some, prophets; and some, evangelists; and some, pastors and teachers;

12 For the perfecting of the saints, for the work of the ministry, for the edifying of the body of Christ:

13 Till we all come in the unity of the faith, and of the knowledge of the Son of God, unto a perfect man, unto the measure of the stature of the fulness of Christ:

14 That we henceforth be no more children, tossed to and fro, and carried about with every wind of doctrine, by the sleight of men, and cunning craftiness, whereby they lie in wait to deceive;

___ __
The Lord gave us apostles, prophets, evangelists, pastors and teachers.
You have some, apostles, evangelists, pastors and teachers.

You are missing part of God’s blessings.


134 posted on 10/26/2019 6:50:24 AM PDT by fproy2222 (In America today, womb lynching, the killing of innocent babies in the womb, is legal.)
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To: fproy2222
You are missing part of God’s blessings.

Oh?

Which part(s)?

135 posted on 10/26/2019 5:07:30 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: fproy2222

John 5:38

Jesus’ statement, “You have neither heard His voice at any time nor seen His form,”


136 posted on 10/26/2019 5:08:51 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: stanne; Elsie; DouglasKC; teppe; Normandy; fproy2222

At least E is only on her anti-catholic rants. Normally she is posting half a book she is working on trying to expose her neighbors of the desert.

Part of the reason I look around and feel like there is soooooo much effort to divide those who should band together to safe the republic instead of attempting to decide through derision and hate.

Kelsie, more love, less anger for your neighbors and others who worship differently than you, either in your youth or your current years,.......please?


137 posted on 11/05/2019 5:01:49 AM PST by Oil Object Insp
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To: Elsie; DouglasKC; teppe; Normandy; fproy2222; stanne

Oops, I should have scrolled ALL the east to the bottom.

Elsie, you just couldn’t help yourself, could you?

Nothing like having someone make my point for me.


138 posted on 11/05/2019 5:04:02 AM PST by Oil Object Insp
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To: Oil Object Insp

I imagine the Pharisees wanted Jesus to show more love when he was turning over the money changers tables


139 posted on 11/07/2019 5:59:47 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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