Gopher?
Good eating
Who?
I’ll eat Squirrel Dumplings, but they HAVE to be smothered in Possum Gravy with Poke Salad on the side. ;)
I’ve been to MANY game feeds - probably the two most ‘exotic’ things I’ve tried were Antelope and Bobcat.
No one, and I mean NO ONE, passes up my crock pot of ‘Coon and Kraut’ or my Bear Sloppy Joes. ;)
Gopher?
Boys are different animals.
Poor squirrell. Crazy kid. Squirrell dumplings indeed.
Oh, uh huh, so mama isn’t THAT country and it wasn’t meant as an insult. Yes, it was.
The principal should have had the kid take the squirrel to the science teacher to do a dissection. Make the situation useful. Or is the science teacher’s only lesson plans on the dozens of genders?
Hasn’t everybody done that at least once?...................
Realized my son is truly Southern when he was biking around the neighborhood with a live & large crayfish in his pocket.
Lol, fantastic!
Do those backpacks come with a dead squirrel in them, or is that an add on option?
Brave little warrior squirrel!
Put him on a longboat and send him to Nutella.
My kid had a squirrel in his backpack for most of last year. Long story about how he accidentally caught a squirrel instead of a mouse, but when it happened he preserved the pelt, sewed an inner liner and made a pencil case out of it. It was a good biology and life skills lesson. He became a little notorious at school, though. Teachers were like, “oh— you’re That Kid.”
Well who hasn’t had a dead squirrel on their person at on time or another?