[PROCON]

The new weapon is expected to be able to burn the enemies of the United States to death while assuaging serious moral and environmental concerns.

In war, always take the moral high ground! 😆😆😆

[LIConFem]

Silly nonsense. I’d give jellied bacon grease a try. Bet it burns better than the petro version. And I’m sure it would smell better.

[ConservaTeen]

I mean, if you are going to bomb vegans, you don't want to use meat based napalm on them! 😀

[bigbob]

Fine, although it’s very satisfying to think of some muzzie meeting his maker with the aroma of gellilfied bacon grease in his nostrils.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

I was disappointed in the story. The headline makes it sounds as if the Air Force was developing napalm that can tell the difference between carnivores and vegans and would kill only the vegans. I am greatly disappointed.

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

All nations with nuclear arsenals need to sign a treaty ASAP promising to replace the current bomb shell casings with ones made of 100% biodegradable materials.

[DugwayDuke]

A member of the UK Defense asked if we had lethality data on flechettes. They were being criticized for the possibility that the flechettes might have carcinogenic properties. I told him we had solved the issue of survivors getting cancer. When he asked how, I explained we planned on firing twice to reduce the survival rate.

[PAR35]

Styrofoam and diesel was what I learned in junior high.

[Billthedrill]

Well, it sounds OK to me. How many vegans do you have to process to make a bomb?

[polymuser]

“But now that the Department of Defense systemically rejects the commodity status of animals...”

Hmm...

[YogicCowboy]

I doubt it will be any more healthful.

[Towed_Jumper]

An additional benefit of vegan napalm is that after the enemy is BBQ’d with it they still taste like chicken!

[Songcraft]

Next, they plan to start using fortified Qrunch Veggie Burgers, for minefields, bombshells, missiles, grenades, and such.