[Impy]

Belly Button Girl?! I won! My fantasy team won!

"That's super."

Oh no, what happened to your belly button?

"It got deleted, which was extermely painful BTW. So I'm not eager to show it again."

"Sad. Oh well let's talk about the Emmys, joining us now is best lead actor in a drama winner Extremely Gay Black Man from a show you've never heard of. Congrats EGBM!"

"Thanks alot, Imp."

Wow you just overloaded my gaydar, it's broken now. A homosexual man may make a pass at me and I'll just think he's being friendly cause you broke my gaydar."

"Sorry, that happens a lot. You know my cousin fixes gaydars."

Who's your cousin?

"That would be me."

Pittsburgh Stooler's head coach Omar Epps!?

"Yup, I figured I'd take up a trade since I may be out of a job at the end of the season. Gaydar repair is actually one of the fastest growing industries in America, thanks to people like my cousin EGBM who's extreme flamboyance is overloading gaydars coast to coast. Let me get you an estimate".

[Impy]

NFL LIVE THREAD Week 4 PING

Let me know if you want on/off the list. Picks contest players get your picks in.

Thursday Picks received so far = Green Bay: Pete.

[Rummyfan]

My Thursday pick. Grenn Bay is at home and Philly is really struggling. Packers!

More to come.

[darkangel82]

Packers
Giants
KC
Tenn
Browns
Indy
Pats cruise past Buffalo
Texans since Cam is out
Chargers
Rams stampede past Bucs
Kyler Murray can play, but Russell Wilson has the experience. Seahawks
Bears if Mentor Mitch has another big game
Jags...meh
No Drew Brees so...Cowboys on SNF
Not a great MNF game here so I pick Cincy

[Gay State Conservative]

PATRIOTS 45

BILLS 6

[Buckeye McFrog]

Do the mods here suddenly have a problem with Belly Button Girl’s belly button?

What is this, I Dream of Jeannie?

[C19fan]

J-E-T-S covered the huge spread on the Pats!!! At least that is something for Gang Green.

[mmichaels1970]

Picks are Underlined

Philadelphia at Green Bay
New England at Buffalo
L.A. Chargers at Miami
Oakland at Indianapolis
Tennessee at Atlanta
Washington at N.Y. Giants
Kansas City at Detroit
Cleveland at Baltimore
Carolina at Houston
Tampa Bay at L.A. Rams
Seattle at Arizona
Jacksonville at Denver
Minnesota at Chicago
Dallas at New Orleans
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh

[mmichaels1970]

I ran a completely unofficial tally of cumulative results FWIW. Not the Impy official total, but I think I should have it or be close.

screen name	wk1	wk2	wk3		w	gp	pct
	15	16	16
big'ol_freeper	13	11	10		34	47	0.723
al_c	11	11	12		34	47	0.723
toast	12	10	10		32	47	0.681
campaignPete R-CT	12	11	9		32	47	0.681
Impy	10	12	10		32	47	0.681
Enterprise	11	10	10		31	47	0.660
mmichaels1970	11	10	10		31	47	0.660
moehoward	10	12	9		31	47	0.660
Phlap	12	10	8		30	47	0.638
ro_dreaming	11	9	9		29	47	0.617
zzeeman	10	10	9		29	47	0.617
Alas Babylon!	8	10	11		29	47	0.617
Bender2	11	8	8		27	47	0.574
DoodleDawg	9	9	9		27	47	0.574
teeman8r	11	7	8		26	47	0.553
darkangel82	9	9	8		26	47	0.553
Rummyfan	1	11	8		20	47	0.426
RedMonqey	0	9	10		19	47	0.404
L,TOWM	10	0	8		18	47	0.383

[Alas Babylon!]

Here are my picks, underlined:

Philadelphia at Green Bay

New England at Buffalo

L.A. Chargers at Miami

Oakland at Indianapolis

Tennessee at Atlanta

Washington at N.Y. Giants

Kansas City at Detroit

Carolina at Houston

Tampa Bay at L.A. Rams

Seattle at Arizona

Jacksonville at Denver

Minnesota at Chicago

Dallas at New Orleans

Cincinnati at Pittsburgh

[L,TOWM]

Alrighty then...

Buffalo
Miami
Indianapolis
Tennessee
N.Y. Giants
Kansas City
Baltimore
Houston
L.A. Rams
Arizona
Jacksonville
Minnesota
Dallas
Cincinnati

[al_c]

Packers
Patsies
Phins for their first win
Colts
Ex-Oilers
Two evenly matched pathetic teams, but the one with the winning record is at home so I have to take them - Giants
Chiefs
Ravens win bigly
Texans
Rams
I want the Cards to win (Go Kyler!!!), but I don’t think they will - Seahags
Jags are riding a high after beating the ex-Oilers, Broncos are just high - Jags
Da Bears
Who dat whoopin’ up on dem Aint’s? COWBOYS!!!!!

And I’m going out on a limb here ... Jets and 9ers won’t lose this week. ;-)

[L,TOWM]

Please give me the Eagles over the Green Bay Rodgers for tomorrow night... I want the over too...

[toast]

Here’s mine:

Green Bay
New England
L.A. Chargers
Indianapolis
Atlanta
N.Y. Giants
Kansas City
Baltimore
Houston
L.A. Rams
Seattle
Jacksonville
Minnesota
Dallas
Cincinnati

[al_c]

Oh ... Bengals vs. Stillers:

I guess if I have to pick one, I’ll go with the Bengals.

[ro_dreaming]

Been a busy few weeks.

Packers over at home Eagles.
Skins over Giants.
Chefs cook the Lions.
Falcons fly high over the Titans.
Ravens poop on the Browns.
Colts over the homeless Raiders.
Patriots over the Bills, but closer than many think.
Texans over the Panthers.
Da Bolts over Da’phins
Rams over Bucs.
Seahawks eat the redbird Cardinals.
Bears over Vikings
Jags eat the Broncos.
Saints at home over the Cowboys, maybe an OT game.
Bengals over Steelers.

6 feet dirt over my wife on Friday.

[Bender2]

Mark me with Big's Cheesheads over the Igggles tonight--

Will get the rest in later.

[big'ol_freeper]

[Rummyfan]

Well, I guess I just can't pick Thursday games. But now for the rest of the week!

Sunday, September 29, 2019

New England at Buffalo New Era Field 1:00 pm CBS Buffalo may be 3 - 0 but whom have they beaten? The Jets and the Giants for two. Tom Brady has absolutely owned the Bills in his career. That ownership continues. Patriots.

L.A. Chargers at Miami 1:00 pm CBS Hard Rock Stadium The Dolphins are so bad.... but wouldn't it be just like the Bolts to stroll into Miami and blow it? They couldn't do that could they? Nah. Chargers.

Oakland at Indianapolis 1:00 pm CBS Lucas Oil Stadium Last week I had given the zColts up for dead. Then they rise up and beat the Falcons. The Raiders are a mess too, messier than the Colts. Colts.

Tennessee at Atlanta 1:00 pm CBS Mercedes-Benz Stadium I'll take the Black Birds at home. Falcons.

Washington at N.Y. Giants 1:00 pm FOX MetLife Stadium Even without Saquon Barkley the G-Men will have enough to beat at the hapless Deadskins. Giants.

Kansas City at Detroit 1:00 pm FOX Ford Field Both teams are unbeaten (the Lions have a tie) but this is a step up in class for Detroit. Chiefs.

Cleveland at Baltimore 1:00 pm CBS M&T Bank Stadium I honestly dont know what to make of either of these teams. The Browns have yet to top 23 points in three games. The offense has looked anemic. And the Ravens.... I think they would have won last week without bone-headed moves by John Harbaugh. Ravens.

Carolina at Houston 1:00 pm FOX NRG Stadium Deshaun Watson is going to have a field day. Texans.

Tampa Bay at L.A. Rams 4:05 pm FOX Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum The hapless Bucs come to the Coliseum. Seattle at Arizona 4:05 pm FOX State Farm Stadium Despite that hiccup by the 'Hawks last week, they won't blow another one. Seahawks.

Jacksonville at Denver 4:25 pm CBS Empower Field at Mile High Denver just seems to be snakebit this season, at least through three games. Jaguars.

Minnesota at Chicago 4:25 pm CBS Soldier FieldKirk Cousins and Mitchell Trubisky are not going to remind anyone of Peyton Manning and Tom Brady. Or even Dieter Brock and Mike Moroski. Some one has to win though.... Bears.

Dallas at New Orleans 8:20 pm NBC Mercedes-Benz Superdome The 'Boys roll into the Superdome and the Saints are still without Brees. Cowboys.

Monday, September 30, 2019

Cincinnati at Pittsburgh 8:15 pm ESPN Heinz Field What a dog of a Monday night game. I never pick the Bengals.... why change now?! Bengals.

Have a great weekend everyone! And good luck!

[Enterprise]

Well, off to another roaring start with a loss at GB.

So, let's get down to business.

Patriots
Chargers
Colts
Falcons
Giants
Chiefs
Ravens
Texans
Rams
Seahawks
Jaguars
Vikings
Saints
Steelers