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Sheriff: Woman bites camel to escape attack in enclosure at Louisiana truck stop
wafb ^ | Sept. 22, 2019 | Danae Leake

Posted on 09/22/2019 2:26:07 PM PDT by bgill

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To: mdmathis6

and I understand she was Florida Woman!


61 posted on 09/22/2019 4:59:53 PM PDT by Chickensoup (Voter ID for 2020!! Leftists totalitarian fascists appear to be planning to eradicate conservatives)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

My sister smoked a camel once....

she says it’s all in the rub and the sauce....


62 posted on 09/22/2019 5:00:11 PM PDT by mdmathis6
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To: Cvengr

Dare I ask how their dog became deaf?

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63 posted on 09/22/2019 5:01:23 PM PDT by Chickensoup (Voter ID for 2020!! Leftists totalitarian fascists appear to be planning to eradicate conservatives)
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To: Rusty0604

“She bit the camel’s testicles.”
And a smile on the face of the camel....?


64 posted on 09/22/2019 5:06:00 PM PDT by mdmathis6
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To: A Formerly Proud Canadian

How do you “get a Camel off” if he sits on you?

Bite his nuts.

Who knew Camels were so kinky, but they do dress in all leather so the signs were there.


65 posted on 09/22/2019 5:06:52 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
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To: Fightin Whitey

“Well, yes, the alternative theory being that she deliberately went into the camel’s pen to bite his nuts.
Maybe she just wanted a good strong hump”

And a smile on the face of a camel.....

there is limerick material here if it could be teased out...


66 posted on 09/22/2019 5:11:04 PM PDT by mdmathis6
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To: RightGeek

Ok. I’ll “bite.” What made you do a search to find THAT graphic?


67 posted on 09/22/2019 5:16:41 PM PDT by AndyJackson
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To: Billthedrill

You are responsible for breath taking laughter.


68 posted on 09/22/2019 5:19:13 PM PDT by Sequoyah101 (We are governed by the consent of the governed and we are fools for allowing it.)
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To: AndyJackson

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=bite+camel+testicles&FORM=HDRSC2


69 posted on 09/22/2019 5:28:06 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: bgill
I'd Walk A Mile For A Camel
70 posted on 09/22/2019 5:28:48 PM PDT by blam
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To: bgill

” A woman was sent to the hospital after biting the testicles of a camel that was sitting on her at the truck stop in Grosse Tete, Louisiana, according to the Iberville Parish Sheriff’s Office.”

Where are our medical people? What is the ICD10 Code for that?


71 posted on 09/22/2019 5:32:22 PM PDT by Western Phil
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To: Larry Lucido

And some mouthwash.


72 posted on 09/22/2019 5:36:13 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: mdmathis6

Should the dog be a Dachshund, Pomeranian or something else?

The image of a man and woman chasing a yapping deaf Dachshund around a camel pen just before the camel sits on her. Well.

The last line of the story about considering a petting zoo just puts icing on the cake.


73 posted on 09/22/2019 5:45:04 PM PDT by Sequoyah101 (We are governed by the consent of the governed and we are fools for allowing it.)
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To: bgill


Hmmmm ....
74 posted on 09/22/2019 5:46:22 PM PDT by StormEye
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To: ThunderSleeps

It gets even better. Here is the news story:

https://www.wbrz.com/news/woman-bites-camel-to-save-herself-after-freak-encounter-in-iberville-parish/

Classic Louisiana. You don’t even have to ask if the truck stop is south of I-10. It just has to be.


75 posted on 09/22/2019 5:59:27 PM PDT by Sequoyah101 (We are governed by the consent of the governed and we are fools for allowing it.)
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76 posted on 09/22/2019 6:11:45 PM PDT by ex91B10 (Powered by the Penguin)
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To: RightGeek
No, no, no. That ain’t right.

Box of boogers and the various poop candies ... maybe. But that? No.

77 posted on 09/22/2019 6:12:47 PM PDT by GBA (Here in the matrix, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.)
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To: IncPen

in case you missed


78 posted on 09/22/2019 6:13:09 PM PDT by Nailbiter
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To: TigersEye

Nancy just ripped a huge hit off her bong.


79 posted on 09/22/2019 6:24:35 PM PDT by Freedom4US
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To: Larry Lucido

rotflmao ...... or hispanic male running south on Isleta wearing a white t-shirt and jeans 5 ft tall.


80 posted on 09/22/2019 6:28:51 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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