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Sheriff: Woman bites camel to escape attack in enclosure at Louisiana truck stop
wafb ^ | Sept. 22, 2019 | Danae Leake

Posted on 09/22/2019 2:26:07 PM PDT by bgill

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To: Larry Lucido

“Dispatch, this is Unit 11. We’ll need a camel tow truck.”
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And a veterinarian.


21 posted on 09/22/2019 2:45:38 PM PDT by KittyKares (Drain the Swamp)
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To: bgill

22 posted on 09/22/2019 2:48:36 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: bgill

So WTH happened to the dog?


23 posted on 09/22/2019 2:52:03 PM PDT by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
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He went to acting school and changed his name to Steve Stinkman.


24 posted on 09/22/2019 2:55:47 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: bgill

But did they get the dog back?


25 posted on 09/22/2019 2:55:53 PM PDT by Jemian (War Eagle!)
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you cannot even make this crap up LOL


26 posted on 09/22/2019 2:56:21 PM PDT by manc ( If they want so called marriage equality then they should support polygamy too.)
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The woman, possibly out of self-defense, bit the camel’s testicles.

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Nairobi (AFP) - An American man has drowned while proposing to his girlfriend underwater at an idyllic island off the coast of Tanzania, a luxury resort said in a statement Sunday. -——

.... and the poor guy never got to hear her answer.

27 posted on 09/22/2019 2:56:22 PM PDT by a little elbow grease (... to err is human, to admit it divine ...)
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To: bgill

Odd things happen down in Big Head


28 posted on 09/22/2019 2:57:30 PM PDT by Meatspace
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No way! Way?

Camel is now called “Gasper”.....story needed a punchline. Also needs better explanation.


29 posted on 09/22/2019 3:00:02 PM PDT by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
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Just moments after the incident ...


30 posted on 09/22/2019 3:00:36 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: bgill

Need some cigs...few beers...some of them there Looosiana truck stop oysters...


31 posted on 09/22/2019 3:01:48 PM PDT by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
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To: bgill

A moose bit my sister once.

5.56mm


32 posted on 09/22/2019 3:02:01 PM PDT by M Kehoe (DRAIN THE SWAMP! BUILD THE WALL!)
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I used to stop there & see Tony the tiger every time I passed. I’d bring my cat in her carrier & set her in front of Tony’s cage. Sometimes they’d meow at each other, but mostly they seemed oblivious.

Tony was mellow & very sweet.

Last time I was there, some animal rights goons were raising a ruckus about him being in the cage.

Will be interesting to see their response to Florida Woman Bites Camel’s Balls.


33 posted on 09/22/2019 3:03:13 PM PDT by mumblypeg
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Good thing it wasn’t a female elephant... to get her out they might have had to do a caesarian


34 posted on 09/22/2019 3:03:21 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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WOW, that’s one cute camel.


35 posted on 09/22/2019 3:03:55 PM PDT by cabbieguy ("I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up")
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To: KittyKares
The camel was headed for this boat. It's called the Drama Dairy.


36 posted on 09/22/2019 3:05:23 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Innovative
"Did some joker made this story up?"

Well, it looks like it was written by a 4th grader, so...

37 posted on 09/22/2019 3:11:49 PM PDT by Hatteras
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To: bgill

Another headline you’ve never, ever read before.


38 posted on 09/22/2019 3:17:13 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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To: bgill

Moose bites can be nasty


39 posted on 09/22/2019 3:20:58 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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To: SunkenCiv

On vacay from Florida


40 posted on 09/22/2019 3:21:41 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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