What if it’s a bidet? Can you say “Alexa wash my junk”? The possibilities are endless. Goodbye Charmin. What about “crap I dropped my phone, Alexa spit it out”. “Alexa take a picture of my hemroids and text it Dr Ben Dova.” This is sweet, I gotta get me a smart toilet.
Guy on the Throne: (Experiencing intestinal distress) Aw, ****, I’m dyin’ in here! My guts feel like they’re exploding!
Alexa Crapper: Dialing 9-1-1
“ALEXA?!!! What DIED in here???”