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To: Morgana

One dead sex slave is a tragedy, but totally understandable... I mean, who hasn’t accidentally shot up their sex slave with too much meth at least once.

Two dead sex slaves should be a sign to take it easy for a while. Really slow down and take stock of what’s important in life. Maybe lay off the sex slaves altogether, maybe just back off the whole shooting them up with meth bit while you get your own life in order.

Now three dead sex slaves? That should be a wake up call that you are beginning to have a problem. The amount of paperwork you have to fill out to explain the situation and pay off next of kin should reinforce this, but some people are just stubborn.

(Note: this is sarcasm people, regardless of your lifestyle choices, the number of meth-addled sex slaves found dead in your house should always be zero.)


15 posted on 09/18/2019 7:38:03 AM PDT by jz638
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To: jz638

LOL @ your Post. Well done sarcasm.


23 posted on 09/18/2019 7:46:16 AM PDT by MplsSteve
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To: jz638

So glad you added that “note”.
Your third point almost had me checking my bank balance!

8-)!


31 posted on 09/18/2019 8:28:33 AM PDT by milagro (There is no peace in appeasement!)
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To: jz638

Third one not dead, but points taken.


38 posted on 09/18/2019 4:29:53 PM PDT by YogicCowboy ("I am not entirely on anyone's side, because no one is entirely on mine." - J. R. R. Tolkien)
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