That... really sums it up, Imp.
Yet I'll probably pick them to win someday... but not this week--
Week Two begins with the Bucking Ears at Kam's Kitties where while both are losers from opening games, yet I think Kam will find an acorn and a win--
Grab-A-Loto's 69ers outlast that red-headed stepchild signal caller at TCU North--
Bolts over the Lambchops who kissed their sisters in a tie with the midget Cardinal QB last week--
The Viqueens on a roll over Big's Cheeseheads--
Allegra's Old Earlers smash Luckless Indy--
Big's Pattycheaters get an eary bye-bye at the Phins--
The Bills go 50-50 in their NYC series with a close loss to Eli & Company--
The Seahags win streak continues as does the Stooler's losing one--
My Boys have an old fashioned bris trimming the Deadskins--
The Crab City Crows peck off any hope Arid-Zona has--
Allegra's Texicans get back on track over the Jags--
Meanwhile, my Old Dallas Texans take Jon-Jon;s Bad Boys to the woodshed--
Da Bears get a mile high at Denver, but not a win--
Naw'leans at the Ewes has Drew pulling it out at the end--
The Iggles don't give Atlanta an even break--
Monday has Da Egos from Cleveland get no respect and a loss to the Jets--
In the college ranks, my Navy Lads should get by East Carolina--
While Big's Kadets play Wile E. Coyote to the Teasips at San Antonio's Roadrunners and they may need more than help from ACME--
My Aggies get back in the saddle with a win over Lamar--
The Teasips get an early break playing touch with Rice--
Lastly, my Old Pappy's TCU Horney Toads smack down Purdue--
Redskins will beat the cowboys.
With all the injuries the Jets have, I'm changing my mind from the NYorker to Da Egos to win Monday Night--