I know you’re just kidding, but card counters have been put out of business due to no-tolerance policies and measures like the 8 deck shoes they’re using these days. My Dad was a damn good counter and I learned from him how to hit and split with casino $$$.
The 8 deck shoes makes the math thousands of times more complicated and you will still be made to leave if they think you are winning by counting.
“measures like the 8 deck shoes they’re using these days. “
Continuous shufflers.