“Men grow cold as girls grow old
And we all lose our charms in the end
But square cut or pear shaped
These rocks don’t lose their shape
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”
So are deeds to land (lotsa land!), precious metals, Hello Kitty rifles, ammo, dry socks, sturdy boots, a good knife, cases of canned goods and a manual can opener!
Just sayin’. ;)
“...dry socks...”. I have such fond memories of dry socks being the best experience I ever had. I finished a Field Exercise once and my BDUs walked home by themselves. They had to. I wouldn’t let them in my car.
My wife loves that song. I could never figure out why. When we got married I couldn’t afford a diamond. I finally got her one for her 25th Anniversary. Maybe that was why she loved it. It took me 25 years to get the hint. Which one is actually the “Diamond Anniversary”? 50? I may need to do it again in a couple years.