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LOL :) Many years ago I was listening to an LP of Bach's Inventions (played on Clavichord) and one of the tracks was going on and on, four part counterpoint ... when all a sudden I hear the opening riff to "Satisfaction" !!! /laugh
So, of course my joke from then on was that "Bach invented the Rolling Stones" :)
Nor was W. Shakespeare.