[asinclair]

Asexual ads may be a robust new revenue stream for Pixar. Remember the dancing Life Savers? Instead of model demonstrating the products, Pixar could “bring the products to life.” Using synthesized voices that are just as asexual.

[Bernard]

I remember the ads where all of the food items were singing, “Let’s go out to the lobby, let’s go out to the lobby”...

[Scrambler Bob]

Remember the dancing Life Savers?
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What if the Life Saver wanted to become a trans?