[Kaslin]

How embarrassing for the arresting officer. I hope the Quarterback had a good laugh at the end

[Sedona13]

Moron cop has a bird poop on his face. He should be fired or at least suspended.

[Sacajaweau]

The guy should receive some compensation....like $100,000.

[eyeamok]

None of this is NEWS, ALL Field Tests are Wrong 80% of the Time, Drug sniffing dogs are wrong most of the time too. There are many many double blind tests that have been done to demonstrate this. And since the POLICE KNOW about the Fallacy, I cut them NO SLACK and the Jack Booted Thugs belong in PRISON FOR LIFE for the FELONY KIDNAPPING AND EXTORTION.

[moovova]

“. I hope the Quarterback had a good laugh at the end...”

...as he’s depositing the check.

[Mashood]

The first thing they should do is take away the officers gun.

[babble-on]

I wish the police would do better.

[ThunderSleeps]

The Saluda County Sheriff’s officer was incredulous. “It looks nothing like bird poop, man,” he said. “We know what bird poop looks like.”

Well, apparently not. What else are you so sure of that you literally don't know s**t about?

I hope the other other deputies in the department ensure that there are samples of real bird droppings deposited on the deputy's desk repeatedly. I'd run that one for months since they've embarrassed the entire department.

[C210N]

This should be reported by Babylon Bee.

With farce so close to reality these days.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

I guess I had better stop parking under that tree then.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Their instant test needs further refinement.

[Larry Lucido]

Always use caution when stopping your vehicle under a pair of red tennis shoes in the desert. (Better Call Saul).

[butlerweave]

I better go wash off my car ,the birds have a route and my car is their Target

[gunnut]

Seriously. Why would anyone have cocaine on the hood of their car? What a ridiculous accusation to begin with.

[PAR35]

Come on. We all know the guy was clearly guilty.

Of driving while black.

[LouAvul]

Goes to show the hiring standards of law enforcement must be amended. Law enforcement hiring standards across the nation have been deliberately lowered to allow deficient, incompetent and inept demographics to join the club.

Case in point: the somali mongrel who was fast tracked to the department where he promptly murdered a white woman.

[MeganC]

It’s true: The police don’t know s#it!

[PistolPaknMama]

Well, it’s Saluda County, SC, the next county over from me. Bunch of Barney Fifes up there.

[Bonemaker]

I guess they didn’t teach bird dung recognition at the academy.

[Openurmind]

Another “genius” officer. They are becoming far too common. They really should consider removing the IQ limit cap for eligibility.

[dead]

From the moment he was pulled over earlier this summer, Werts insisted that the powdery looking object on the hood of his car was drugs,

That doesn't say what the writer wanted it to say, I'm guessing.