Posted on 08/10/2019 6:05:34 AM PDT by Kaslin
Moron cop has a bird poop on his face. He should be fired or at least suspended.
The guy should receive some compensation....like $100,000.
None of this is NEWS, ALL Field Tests are Wrong 80% of the Time, Drug sniffing dogs are wrong most of the time too. There are many many double blind tests that have been done to demonstrate this. And since the POLICE KNOW about the Fallacy, I cut them NO SLACK and the Jack Booted Thugs belong in PRISON FOR LIFE for the FELONY KIDNAPPING AND EXTORTION.
“. I hope the Quarterback had a good laugh at the end...”
...as he’s depositing the check.
The first thing they should do is take away the officers gun.
I wish the police would do better.
Well, apparently not. What else are you so sure of that you literally don't know s**t about?
I hope the other other deputies in the department ensure that there are samples of real bird droppings deposited on the deputy's desk repeatedly. I'd run that one for months since they've embarrassed the entire department.
This should be reported by Babylon Bee.
With farce so close to reality these days.
A dog will alert to a ham sandwich.
I guess I had better stop parking under that tree then.
The dogs may make mistakes, but the handlers don't. I've heard that a lot of dogs are trained to "hit" on subtle cues from their handler. So if they want an excuse to give you a hard time, the dog will "hit" on you or your car and out comes the Vaseline & gloves, and your car gets taken apart while you are detained. Later it will be determined the dog made a mistake...
Their instant test needs further refinement.
Smart pups.
Next time he will. He’ll have a bag to “find”.
Actually Doves or Pigeons do not hang around trees.
I am sure that lots of junkies keep their cocaine on the hood of their car.
The quote about the grand jury was the inspiration for my comment.
There was a test done recently for 50 dogs, they brought them in to a room with NO DRUGS Anywhere, Every Last Dog Hit on something in the room because they didn’t want to FAIL the handler. All of this has been very well documented
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