I’m a 200-pound, 53 year old suburban housewife in menopause with a lack of a sense of humor. This little d*ckhead wants to come at me, I’ve got one clean swipe with my huge arms that’ll land him at the other end of the street.
>>> … with a lack of a sense of humor.
Oh, no, you’re not.
I LOL’ed at your words. You definitely have a wicked sense of humor.