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To: carriage_hill

Swallowing a watermelon seed causes a lady’s tummy to swell up really big.
Every little kid knows this.

So, gutting the watermelon just makes the lady slim again.
Problem solved.


8 posted on 07/15/2019 10:03:27 AM PDT by mumblypeg
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To: mumblypeg

I remember the watermelon seed spitting contests we had, back in the 50s, at picnics. Heh.


11 posted on 07/15/2019 12:04:22 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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