[rightwingcrazy]

Maybe they’ll use some of that alien technology to disrupt the demonstrators.

[Steely Tom]

And your little drones too!

[Pearls Before Swine]

Well, if they won’t defend us from aliens on the border, we can take comfort from the fact that they’re consistent, and will defend the aliens from us in Area 51.

[Innovative]

I hope some sensible people recognize the insanity of trying to storm Area 51 and cancel this.

[Seruzawa]

Would you do secret projects where there are thousands of people watching your every move? Of course not. All the black projects were moved from Area51 many years ago.

Idiots

[mountainlion]

Good time for DARPA to try out some new toys.

[Licensed-To-Carry]

I’m thinking that skin burning riot control weapon, if that fails then mine fields should work.

[nickedknack]

It’s where the Federal government is keeping Jimmy Hoffa’s remains, Hillary’s missing emails, and Obama’s birth certificate.

[TheZMan]

“If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets”

/facepalm. Tells you everything you need to know.

[Enlightened1]

This incident reminds me of this.

US Military Attacks Demonstrating American War Veterans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNOsIB5VMSQ

[rktman]

Pretty sure “USE OF DEADLY FORCE AUTHORIZED!” is still in effect. Just sayin’. Maybe they should attack/assault the center for spreading lies about the climate instead.

[Steve Van Doorn]

I remember going to see the first space shuttle landing of the Columbia at Edwards. There were a lot of freaking people that ran toward the spacecraft after it landed. We're talking about over thousand that stretched for maybe a mile.

The Edwards air-force helicopter pilot made it very clear he didn't want them to continue running. He made extremely very low sweeps near the ground in front of everyone. By the time the guards in jeeps from the base shown up there was only a couple people that kept running toward the guards.

[Singermom]

Send in illegals with their children.

[NRx]

The leading cause of premature death in the US is heart disease. The second leading cause is cancer. These statistics may change on or shortly after September 20th.

[gaijin]

Until the wall gets build we should house some of our aliens right across the border at Tijuana, and then a couple across from Laredo.

Hey that’s funny:

We’re protecting aliens

AND

We’re protecting ALIENS..!!

[NRx]

[Scooter100]

Hey, Area 51 people, a Quiz: put the following in logical order of probability, hi to lo:

--Stanley Kubrick shot the Apollo moon landing in a studio
--Deep State is working with aliens on flying saucers at Area 51
--The Nazis all escaped under the ice in Antarctica and are working with aliens on high tech $hit.
--The earth is flat and the sun goes in a circle to make day/night possible.
--Charlene over at "Nails n' Stuff" can cut hair faster than a $100 Sears weed-wacker.

[faithhopecharity]

send in all the illegals from LA County
after all, the ET’s at Area 51 probably didn’t go through Immigration, either?

[Flag_This]

Engage and destroy.

[Dawggie]

Something like this could present a dilemma for the 2019 Darwin Award selection.