Have a frag?
How about a CS canister?
Would you believe...
Dang. Them Coasties have some cojones!
Time for some fun propaganda to prop up the fake effort at drug interdiction. Oh yeah! We intercepted some drugs, a drop in the bucket. Meanwhile the protection racket agencies like DEA and CIA look the other way when the drugs come in and the pols get their offshore accounts courtesy of money laundering banks.
Americans are such fools.
Some years back, my nephew was in the Coast Guard and said they were all given loaded rifles, but nothing up the spout, loaded them into a whaleboat and boarded some freighter.
He said he thought it was pretty cool until the officer racked the slide on his .45 and fired a shot in the air. That’s when it became real to him and the pucker factor shot up. Nothing happened though, the crew meekly lined up.