[PROCON]

On military bases, the dietary change could result in future dining facilities serving Ezekiel bread, zucchini “pasta spirals” to replace pasta, mashed cauliflower as a substitute for potatoes and rice, and avocado-heavy salad bars replacing soft-serve ice cream machines and dessert bars.

The Military has always been the test laboratory for new social experiments.

Raise your hand if you're happy you already have a DD214.

https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2019/07/01/defense-department-to-ban-beer-and-pizza-mandatory-keto-diet-may-enhance-military-performance/?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=Socialflow+MIL&utm_source=facebook.com

[EEGator]

I have my DD-214.

[sparklite2]

I do miss having beans and cornbread for breakfast.
And creamed foreskins on toast. SOS not so much.

[wildcard_redneck]

There is no escaping SJW control freaks. We have tried ignoring them, we have tried accommodating them, and the next step on that path is surrender and subjugation. I say it is time to push back hard.

[EEGator]

I also have a suggestion for improving the military.

1. No faggots
2. No trans-whatevers
3. Keeps chicks out of combat units
4. End 18 years of policing Muslim countries

[rivercat]

Hmmm... Keto-crotch might give away a units position!

[KC_Lion]

This CAN'T be serious proposal.

Can't it?

[radu]

This will have 'em lining up at the recruiting offices.

I really don't need a sarcasm tag, do I?

[stevem]

Raise your hand if you're happy you already have a DD214.

I received mine about 45 years ago.

This article sounds like semi-satire. We had some pretty hard core drinkers on our crew. We didn't drink out at sea. We were more accomplished drinkers when on shore. I just don't think a ban on booze would have worked.

[HenpeckedCon]

I have my DD-214. I don’t get the beer part? The only time I ever saw alcohol in a chow hall was Thanksgiving and Christmas.

[Revel]

Now they will all be too depressed to perform.

Soldiers in WWII managed to win a war with Lucky Strike cigarettes included in there food rations.

[Grimmy]

So, gonna end all off base liberty and leave too?

Or, how about manditory universal blood sugar testing upon re-entering base every time a service person? thing? zxiblirpt? leaves for any reason?

[Buckeye McFrog]

Michelle Obama School Lunches for the military?

What to they want to do, make them so hungry that they’ll eagerly polish off the backstock of C Rations sitting in supply depots?

[ConservaTexan]

https://www.stripes.com/news/iceland-bars-run-out-of-beer-supplying-thirsty-us-sailors-marines-1.554176

[TADSLOS]

✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻

So glad. There’s no way I could serve in today’s freak filled SJW military.

I’d be doing time down by the Missouri River.

[PeterPrinciple]

Wouldn’t it be easier to give them free cigarettes in combat?

[LegendHasIt]

Are they insane?

When I was in the Rangers, and we were not in the field or deployed somewhere, the first place I headed when I got an hour or two off, was the Pizza Pub for a pizza and a beer.

The last thing I needed in those days was a ‘keto diet’.

[Retvet]

Obviously they want more PTSD.

[RandallFlagg]

Heh! The Chiefs on my ship had lobster tails and steaks every Friday for dinner chow.
Of course they paid for it on their own.

(To this day, I blamed that for my pot belly after working the Chief’s Mess -We got the leftovers)

[mylife]

There is a pepperoni pizza MRE?

[AlaskaErik]

I not only have my DD-214 (actually, several), but I also get a monthly retirement check for my military service, which enables me to buy plenty of pizza and beer.