Geez, we didn’t have any of that cuisine in the Army.
All you got in the army is MRE’s maybe a 1 burner stove and what you can find.
Fire makes it better.
Submarine experience seems to be a uniquely, existentially *creepy* one. I guess extra efforts are made to compensate for that.
But I’m sure you had S.O.S. - and that’s pretty good, in my opinion :-)