About 10 years ago, I was getting ready for work at 4:30 in the morning. Went outside onto my patio while sipping a cup of coffee, looked up into the sky and spotted what I thought was Venus. This is a very rural area. After a moment or so the stationary bright star like object suddenly darted to the right at high speed and disappeared behind the roof line of my house. It wasn’t Venus.
That was Venus. You were drunk and staggered to the left and thought the object darted to the right. You also were late to work that morning.