California! What do I win?
You win first prize! A one-week vacation in downtown San Francisco!
Second prize, as you know, is a two-week vacation in downtown San Francisco.
And you also will receive a supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat.
Now fortified with MORE fecal matter!
“And you also will receive a supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat.”
Weird Al fan, I see. “I lost on Jeopardy” remains one of his classics.