Redheads, strippers, girls named “Tiffani” ...
Hey you freshie, stop it!
I found myself ‘home alone’ @ my local Target store!
I had to call 911 to get out. Police came. They had no way to get in/get me out...had to wait for store manager to arrive from home...
Yes, there’s a bit more to the story. Sort of embarrassing for me. Loss of job for the manager on duty and ultimately a change in procedures.
Still laughing.
No go on the hot-crazy matrix. For sure.