Woman says she found dead bird in can of Del Monte spinach

Cox Media via WPXI ^ | June 21, 2019 | Jared Leone

[DariusBane]

Indeed. The vile and profane petty tyranny of educators embodied in a green, steel, cylindrical vat of green snot. A disturbing analogy for free phones and free healthcare. A vile Stalinist trick. A Maoist conspiracy to trade your soul and decency for a small container of vanilla or chocolate ice cream eaten with a small wooden “spoon”. Sad.

[Daffynition]

OMG! That is so very P E R F E C T!

You made my millennium!

[ETL]

Here’s the (2 min) clip that I made the gif from...

Blanche’s Lunch - Whatever happened to Baby Jane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=648-2RE4XAk

[Daffynition]

Thank you darling! Classic cinema moments.

One of the reasons, I don’t go to movies any longer; they don’t make great films like this anymore.

[ClearBlueSky]

Small bird, baby? So how did it happen? Was it in the spinach when picked then processed and cooked? Killed by machine harvesting? No one noticed during processing? Did it fly into the processing plant and get killed and cooked by machines? Is there any human checking vegetables during harvest and processing?
Gotta wonder how it got in there and if IT was missed, imagine smaller things that are. Either way she should collect, that's pretty gruesome.

[ETL]

Those are excellent points you make.

[Cvengr]

Yes, but the label was clear, LIVE BIRD in Bed of Dead Spinach. They got it wrong and she wants her money back or a replacement can. /s

Meanwhile the packaging company Supervisor was overheard regarding the caged parakeet used to test for deadly gases, “So that’s where he got to...”

[pax_et_bonum]

I’m westing!

(Actually, I love it!)

[pax_et_bonum]

I love that movie!

[brooklin]

Its a hamster...

[ETL]

Lol! Yes, that is what Manuel claimed/thought it was.