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Florida Man Ends Run Covered in Gnats. Here’s How You Can Avoid the Same Fate
Runner's World ^
| June 17, 2019
| Jordan Smith
Posted on 06/20/2019 12:19:09 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Florida Man leads a varied and adventure-filled life.
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posted on
06/20/2019 12:21:24 PM PDT
by
noiseman
(The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.`)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“What do you do? You just gotta run, he said. I closed my eyes and mouth and blew through them and kept running. “
Florida man doesn’t break for swarms of insects!
Maybe for cheap beer.....but not a face-full of gnat!
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posted on
06/20/2019 12:22:56 PM PDT
by
VanDeKoik
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Avon's Skin So Soft or Cutters will work.
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posted on
06/20/2019 12:24:23 PM PDT
by
4yearlurker
(If you are not interested you will see nothing but the road you walk on.-Jim Corbett)
To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; Lazamataz; ...
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posted on
06/20/2019 12:30:31 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(The Modern Democrat Party: America's largest hate group.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
That’s a gnatty orgy on his face. Yuck.
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posted on
06/20/2019 12:34:12 PM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
(Free)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
How’s that Molasses skin lotion working for you?
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posted on
06/20/2019 12:38:17 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: 4yearlurker
So slathering yourself in butter is not recommended?
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posted on
06/20/2019 12:46:26 PM PDT
by
Boogieman
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Works perfectly, smells good
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posted on
06/20/2019 12:46:40 PM PDT
by
bigbob
(Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Just stay home on the couch.
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posted on
06/20/2019 12:57:17 PM PDT
by
bgill
To: Boogieman
Hell yeah! I would recommend "I Cant Believe its Not Cutter!"
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posted on
06/20/2019 12:59:42 PM PDT
by
4yearlurker
(If you are not interested you will see nothing but the road you walk on.-Jim Corbett)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Rode my bike down River Road outside Waterville, OH one evening when suddenly I saw a YUGE cloud of gnats across both lanes. I had just enough time to nod my helmet visor shut. Can y’all say gnat paste? Yuck...
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posted on
06/20/2019 1:11:50 PM PDT
by
W.
(NRA life member! Cost me 500 bones, but oh, well!)
To: 4yearlurker
“Avon’s Skin So Soft or Cutters will work”
I got the impression he just ran through a swarm and they stuck to his sweaty skin. Repellant wouldn’t have been effective in this case.
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posted on
06/20/2019 1:13:07 PM PDT
by
bk1000
(I stand with Trump)
To: bk1000
Yes, we have annoying swarms of gnats at a local trail at times; there’s no way around them, you just have to try not to inhale or breathe with your mouth open for a few seconds.
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posted on
06/20/2019 1:31:02 PM PDT
by
GnuThere
To: bigbob
Buggins is great and it does smell nice.
In a pinch, vanilla extract works on dogs and people. I think it’s one of the ingredients of Buggins.
To: noiseman
Yes, but I am glad to see that he is getting fresh air and exercise!
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posted on
06/20/2019 1:33:24 PM PDT
by
NEMDF
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Could be worse than gnats.
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posted on
06/20/2019 1:48:28 PM PDT
by
A Cyrenian
(Send everyone back to their states and let the states pay for their congress electives.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
It’s pretty cool to inhale the gnats while running and have them all stuck up in your sinuses. They come out in pieces later on with blowing the nose and coughing.
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posted on
06/20/2019 1:50:52 PM PDT
by
familyop
("Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
If you don’t want the gnats all stuck up in your sinuses, by the way, you can wear a cheap mosquito head net (available from Amazon and other sites). ;-)
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posted on
06/20/2019 1:53:34 PM PDT
by
familyop
("Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
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