Ari Fleischer Still Doesn’t Get It – Says Next Press Secretary Needs to Have a “Humorous Touch”

Gateway Pundit ^ | June 15, 2019 | Jim Hoft

[CaptainK]

Ari’s an idiot.

Sarah’s commanding smack down of the Press made me laugh every time.

[hal ogen]

Ari is a clueless, limp nitwit.

[JonPreston]

Ari Fleischer, a true stepin fetchit Republican, one who is honored to be allowed to mingle with the press both in the WH and at Georgetown cocktail parties.

[Bonemaker]

I’d like to see an R. Lee Ermey DI type.

[Yardstick]

This is the Bush mindset that says placate rather than overcome.

Sarah has been great, just perfect for her role. Mike Huckabee gave us a gift with his daughter.

[rockrr]

I came to a different conclusion from most FReepers. I actually sorta like the idea of cutting the pretense and installing Slappy the Clown at the lectern. The imagery of putting up a clown to deal with clowns is immensely appealing to my dark side.

Urnallists should be treated with open contempt until they stop being contemptuous.

[dfwgator]

I came to a different conclusion from most FReepers. I actually sorta like the idea of cutting the pretense and installing Slappy the Clown at the lectern. The imagery of putting up a clown to deal with clowns is immensely appealing to my dark side.

Or "Homey the Clown"

[M. Thatcher]

This is the fatal flaw of Bushies: continuing to believe, despite decades of overwhelming evidence, that rolling over on your back like a good puppy will win tummy rubs and goodwill from the brutal, fascist left.

[dfwgator]

This is the fatal flaw of Bushies: continuing to believe, despite decades of overwhelming evidence, that rolling over on your back like a good puppy will win tummy rubs and goodwill from the brutal, fascist left.

Yes, they will say nice things about you when you die, as they did when GHWB assumed room temperature.

[clearcarbon]

Wanted: White House Press Secretary

If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosy cheeks, no warts!
Play games, all sort
You must be kind, you must be witty
Very sweet and fairly pretty
Take us on outings, give us treats
Sing songs, bring sweets
Never be cross or cruel
Never give us castor oil or gruel
Love us as a son and daughter
And never smell of barley water
If you won't scold and dominate us
We will never give you cause to hate us
We won't hide your spectacles
So you can't see
Put toads in your bed
Or pepper in your tea
Hurry, Nanny!
Many thanks
Sincerely,


(The Perfect Nanny - from Mary Poppins - 1964)

[rockrr]

Even better!

[mombonn]

Ari has always been a holier-than-thou jerk. I always flip channels when he is interviewed.

[jcon40]

Dennis Miller would be fun.

[trisham]

Ari was a good press secretary, but he’s wrong.

[newfreep]

The WH prestitues are NOT honest journalists.

The WH prestitues ARE leftwing marxists/communists pushing their anti-American agenda.

[wastoute]

The hell. Is Noriega still available? I want somebody who bangs a machete on the podium!

[LittleBillyInfidel]

Ari is as forgettable as yesterday’s soup special. I’m so going to miss Sarah! What a lovely, brilliant woman!

[Bernard]

Or Greg Gutfeld. Period!

But, my first choice would be Tyrus. Just to see what happens when Jim Acosta hits a girl to keep the microphone.

[forgotten man]

I think a humorous press secretary would be great, Is Don Rickles available? “I will take a question from this dummy and then I will take a question from that moron over there.”

[vg0va3]

I prefer the helicopter interviews to having a press conference.