Not much of a comedy person.
I invited a co-worker over for dinner
and my wife made a shrimp casserole.
He sat down at the table, saw what was
served, and said, “I don’t eat fish.”
Aside from being a shitty thing for a guest
to say, it encompassed such a huge range
of food, you could only shake your head.
I don’t eat shrimp either.