To: vannrox
Chuck Norris doesn't log onto the Internet. His computer immediately turns on and goes to the homepage when Chuck Norris awakens.
When Chuck Norris turns on Netflix, it immediately goes to whatever show Chuck Norris wants to watch.
Chuck Norris doesn't do laundry. The perspiration from his body keeps his clothes clean.
2 posted on
06/09/2019 8:45:11 PM PDT by
Extremely Extreme Extremist
(Isn't it funny that the very people who scream "My body, my choice" wants a say in your healthcare?)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Chuck Norris doesnt sleep.He waits.
3 posted on
06/09/2019 9:09:53 PM PDT by
HANG THE EXPENSE
(Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Frightened people check under their beds for monsters.
Monsters check under their beds for Chuck Norris.
6 posted on
06/10/2019 12:56:33 AM PDT by
Leaning Right
(I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson