[deport]

Use this one and play like it was the one you were looking for.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3685645/posts
Man who said he accidentally kicked seagull that ate cheeseburger fined $124

[mowowie]

My buddy was thissssss close to losing his high paying job at a renowned cemetery in Newton, MA for throwing a rock at a pain in the ass Canadian Goose once.
Frigging things are a scourge but don’t you dare offend one..

[Flick Lives]

Man who said he accidentally kicked seagull that ate cheeseburger fined $124

First they came for the cheeseburger,
and I did not speak out because I prefer steak.
Then they came for the lobster roll,
and I did not speak out because because I have a shellfish allergy.