Oh I have some fine neighbors. My wife died a little over a year ago and only one family paid their proper respects.
I have ways of keeping them out of my business. I do not want the law to get involved. I have told my son that under no circumstances should he allow any government official in our yard. He is to tell them that that they must contact me personally or my lawyer.
Most everyone knows to stay away and not cause any problems.
if neighbors see a trap without a valid license, I can get fined.
Nice neighbors you’ve got there. /sarc